As I covered my forehead and ran away, it began to grow at an alarming rate. I literally felt the bump grow like Elmer Fudd on the Looney Toons cartoons when an anvil falls on his head and a large lump immediately pops out. You know, its near death experiences like these that make one really appreciate the litthe things in life.
After about an hour of ice:
Go ahead, laugh it out.
Cause if this ever happens to you in front of me, I'd laugh too.
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Don't worry Nastaran, all that happened was that due to the impact of the pole on your forehead, the acute trauma caused necrosis of your epithelial tissue signaling an inflammatory response leading to dilation of your cranial blood vessel, and the release of cytokines allowing for the release of exudate in the loose connective tissue. Side effects of this type of acute trauma might be a less superficial attraction toward the opposite sex.
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oh my god...i am so happy that happened to you...well now that you have survived the "near death experience"
i'm actually really mad at you
I think you can sue the telephone company for placing a pole right in your path.
Are you ok now?
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