An introduction for those not familiar, a man known to drink far too much from time to time, Rasputin was a lad of the village. Fancies himself with those, no doubt, emotionally and sexually frustrated ladies of the court of Imperial Russia.
If you look at the photographs you will find a pattern of big bosoms, sentimental, rather soppy, stupid expressions – in some cases, a notable moustache – all swooning over this great big Russian peasant, in the middle of the group photograph. And, he is obviously quite a ladies man.
Rasputin had a significant effect on the lives of the Tsar Nikolai II and his wife Alexandra. After the birth of three worthless female children, they finally got a male, too bad he was a hemophilia. So anyway, yada yada yada, Rasputin hypnotized the son, Alexis, and cured him. Alexandra, the Tsars wife, fell for his healing abilities. So, in addition to the rumors about orgies, speculation grew about Rasputin's control over the Tsar and his influence on government through his wife.
As Rasputin's behavior became increasingly licentious the reputation and credibility of the the Royal family was shattered. (Leaving room for Lenin and his crew to swoop in)
For those interested, Rasputin's pickle is pickled and can be seen in Germany's erotic museum.
5 comments:
you really did delete my comment. what an asshole ....
And didn't include any info on how he was assasinated. He was poisoned, the poison didn't work, then he was shot, and he kept going, and after like ten shots he was still walking. and lets just say the 'pickle' was like world record notable
if you google "rasputin's penis" on google images...you can see pic of it. but im not so sure you'd want to.... and as ur friend "cavair moet" said...it is world record notable...12 inches...
thank you negin, I am aware. however my father sometimes has someone translate my blog for him so I refrained from posting a picture. I felt like it would just embarrass him in front of the translator.
And...um basically, forget to say anything about how Rasputin was virtually indestructable (see caviar moet) and therefore lived for ages and had his deceptively sweet, yet sneaky bat help him try and kill the royal family and then one little girl got away, who later lost her memory and didnt realize she was the princess anastasia. but then "took a journey to her past" when a young lad, with remarkable resemblance to john cusack, found her, not knowing who she was, and tried to get her to PRETEND to be the princess, but then, through his guidance, and love (and to the lovely tunes of "if i can learn to do it" "paris holds the key to your heart") she remembered her past and was able to stake her claim to the throne, and FINALLY hug her grand mama who also had striking resemblance to a tea pot...er...angela lansbury.
next time, please dont leave out the important details. this is history nastaran. it can repeat itself if we dont learn from it.
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