Experts recommend to start planning for and thinking about the holiday's starting in late September, mid-October. This, they claim, provides ample time to think about what you want to get and keep your eye out for the best deals on the years hottest gifts and most lavish decorations. Although I suppose I am a bit behind schedule I finally got around to buying a tree. Now, I sadly must admit that I sold out to a fake tree but under the circumstances, I'm sure you will understand.
Here she is, standing proudly at 1ft, 1inch, this little guy has brought so much light into our lives.
Additionally, I ventured out into the world of popcorn decorations:
Step one: Pop popcorn. I recommend staying away from the butter and salty flavors because it tends to attract buggies!
Step two: Thread the popcorn with sewing thread and needle. Make sure the popcorn is cold and I would recommend it even be a bit on the stale side.
Step three: Carefully wrap around tree. Add white lights and a glittery gold bow at the top.
Optional: Presents wrapped in brown paper bags for a complete classic look !
Friday, December 07, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Winter Wonderland!
Saba's mom, the lovely Khlaeh Gulhan arrived on Friday and she brought us lots of goodies. And she took a picture to prove it !
We went and saw the Nutcracker, a Moeel/Khoshab annual tradition (that just started this year!) It was a freezing night! Many speculated snow !!
And they were riiiight! We woke up this morning to the first SNOW of the season!!!
Here is a video I took in the morning from my bedroom window. Look closely and you can see the flakes falling !
We went and saw the Nutcracker, a Moeel/Khoshab annual tradition (that just started this year!) It was a freezing night! Many speculated snow !!
And they were riiiight! We woke up this morning to the first SNOW of the season!!!
Here is a video I took in the morning from my bedroom window. Look closely and you can see the flakes falling !
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Happy Anniversary!
I think most of my blog readers already know about or are on SeeTheCook.com
If not, let me break it down for you. Two of my friends and I started a website and I've been waiting till this article came out to share it with you.
So read all about it !
The aricle was my written by my friend and fellow blogger iPouya
On another note, today also happens to be the one year anniversary of Writin' Dirty so I'd like to take this moment to thank all my folks for choosing my blog over Facebook sometimes when you dont want to do your homework ! This year "we" are looking forward to great adventures locally and internationally, most importantly, we will actually have heat in our apartment this winter!!
Pizza Party to celebrate in the office tomorrow !
As a homage to the 2006-2007 year I take you back to my first post
If not, let me break it down for you. Two of my friends and I started a website and I've been waiting till this article came out to share it with you.
So read all about it !
The aricle was my written by my friend and fellow blogger iPouya
On another note, today also happens to be the one year anniversary of Writin' Dirty so I'd like to take this moment to thank all my folks for choosing my blog over Facebook sometimes when you dont want to do your homework ! This year "we" are looking forward to great adventures locally and internationally, most importantly, we will actually have heat in our apartment this winter!!
Pizza Party to celebrate in the office tomorrow !
As a homage to the 2006-2007 year I take you back to my first post
Monday, October 29, 2007
Gypsy
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Boz
In the Persian language Boz means Goat. My mom likes to use the phrase as a term of endearment. She also happens to be somewhat of a tree-hugger, a hippie if you will. And this past summer when my family went to Norway and Sweden to go hiking and camping she ran into an old college comrade from the pre-revolutionary days. An exiled goat that went too North.
Ladies and Gents, my mom and a boz.
Ladies and Gents, my mom and a boz.
Monday, October 15, 2007
White Dress
Caviar Moet, my soon to blow up and get hella rich roomate, is working on her senior thesis at Parsons . Its a collection of bridal gowns for the hottest and most fabulous brides to be.
So, because I have the body of a runway model, she asks me to try on her dresses to see if they will fit.
Here is one that she is working on! Now in the real one she will use way better fabric. This is the test run to figure out the fitting and patterns etc. Isn't she lovely???
I will be following her progression all year so check back for updates ya'll !
So, because I have the body of a runway model, she asks me to try on her dresses to see if they will fit.
Here is one that she is working on! Now in the real one she will use way better fabric. This is the test run to figure out the fitting and patterns etc. Isn't she lovely???
I will be following her progression all year so check back for updates ya'll !
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Dancing in NY
In August one of my BFF's Bahareh visited me in New York !
Here's what we did:
Here's the original Matt. I think ours is better!
Here's what we did:
Here's the original Matt. I think ours is better!
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Small World and Ethnic Ambiguity
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Wax On, Wax Off
Today was the Global Village Festival in Irvine. I went cause my mom was invited to do ceramics wheel demonstrations. But in the meantime my brother and I wandered around checking out all the ethnic booths and local businesses taking advantage of mass advertising.
Among them was a continuous karate performance by students from the local chapter of the karate school. Here's a picture of the finale of the show that makes Ralph Macchio look like a chump. Ha-Ya! Fool snapped both boards at the same time:
Among them was a continuous karate performance by students from the local chapter of the karate school. Here's a picture of the finale of the show that makes Ralph Macchio look like a chump. Ha-Ya! Fool snapped both boards at the same time:
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Pumpkin Patch
As the Summer slowly ends and the Fall creeps in I start to get excited for the pumpkin flavored treats that flood coffee shops and restaurants! Every Fall my family buys a pumpkin, empty's out the seeds, washes them and bets on how many seeds there are. Here's my brother, a few years back, counting the results.
Usually I lose. My guesstimation skills are minimal.
Without telling the rest of the family my brother throws a few seeds in the backyard in the hopes that something will grow.
This year, it did. Check out this little dooby that skooted its way out of the land.
My folks, who are losing most of their senses, didn't even notice this bad boy till it was almost full-grown.
Usually I lose. My guesstimation skills are minimal.
Without telling the rest of the family my brother throws a few seeds in the backyard in the hopes that something will grow.
This year, it did. Check out this little dooby that skooted its way out of the land.
My folks, who are losing most of their senses, didn't even notice this bad boy till it was almost full-grown.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
I Bumped My Head
This evening, after leaving dinner my friends, we gawked as several fire fighters rescued a poor kitty from a SoHo tree. As I was rambling on and on about how hot and manly fire-fighters are, I found myself in a head on collision (literally) with a telephone pole at in front of an entire row of outdoor diners (who really enjoyed it).
As I covered my forehead and ran away, it began to grow at an alarming rate. I literally felt the bump grow like Elmer Fudd on the Looney Toons cartoons when an anvil falls on his head and a large lump immediately pops out. You know, its near death experiences like these that make one really appreciate the litthe things in life.
After about an hour of ice:
Go ahead, laugh it out.
Cause if this ever happens to you in front of me, I'd laugh too.
As I covered my forehead and ran away, it began to grow at an alarming rate. I literally felt the bump grow like Elmer Fudd on the Looney Toons cartoons when an anvil falls on his head and a large lump immediately pops out. You know, its near death experiences like these that make one really appreciate the litthe things in life.
After about an hour of ice:
Go ahead, laugh it out.
Cause if this ever happens to you in front of me, I'd laugh too.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Dana Discovery Center
They should just give me my Oscar right now. I took a two day workshop about video editing and had to make a 1 minute (exactly) movie about whatever our teacher assigned. We got the visitor center next to Harlem Meer in Central Park North.
So here it is, world premier of my first SHORT. (My other film was LONG) Plus my partner woudn't let me be the star, so this is my directorial comeback.
Coming Soon: other stuff.
So here it is, world premier of my first SHORT. (My other film was LONG) Plus my partner woudn't let me be the star, so this is my directorial comeback.
Coming Soon: other stuff.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
New Blog!
I know, I know. You're thinking, why?
But I have a new blog to add to this one.
Its called Bathroom Beauties. I take pictures of bathroom signs from all over the world.
I know, its genius.
Anyway, so far I only have a few. Feel free to be my worldwide correspondents and send me whatever you find and I'll post it!
(especially on your summer travels!)
Check it out: Bathroom Beauties
Cheers!
But I have a new blog to add to this one.
Its called Bathroom Beauties. I take pictures of bathroom signs from all over the world.
I know, its genius.
Anyway, so far I only have a few. Feel free to be my worldwide correspondents and send me whatever you find and I'll post it!
(especially on your summer travels!)
Check it out: Bathroom Beauties
Cheers!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Michael Bolton
Thursday June 14th, 2007
6:15 Eastern Standard Time
A really intellectual gmail IM conversation between friends:
Hoda: dude i always forget how much i like michael bolton
that first one was the best though
me: die. you like michael bolton...
you ARE a forty year old white woman
Hoda: yeah i am jamming to him as we speak
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
you cant JAM to michael bolton
you can only fall asleep to him
Hoda: i dont even think 40 year old white women like him,
what are you talking about...
"how can we be lovers if we cant be friends..."
me: oh my god... get me out of here!
Hoda: and now it is like i am watching saved by the bell
Hoda: how am i supposed to live without you
me: haha... yeah
me: when kelly and zach break up
Hoda: yeah dude and jessie and slater are singing
me: so sad, i gotta admit
Hoda: i knew you were down with mb
me: who would have ever thought that out of the saved by the bell cast, slaters career would have been the most successful
Hoda: honestly...
me: *sigh*, i guess you never know
Hoda: even when you know you never know
me: word
Hoda: the best part is that Dan Hill is coming up on the playlist
and the anticipation is killing me
me: its over between us
Hoda: it will never be over
download 'sometimes when we touch' and you will be a fan till the day you die
me: you're going to regret your behavior right now
Hoda: hahahahahahha. y?
me: you'll see
6:15 Eastern Standard Time
A really intellectual gmail IM conversation between friends:
Hoda: dude i always forget how much i like michael bolton
that first one was the best though
me: die. you like michael bolton...
you ARE a forty year old white woman
Hoda: yeah i am jamming to him as we speak
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
you cant JAM to michael bolton
you can only fall asleep to him
Hoda: i dont even think 40 year old white women like him,
what are you talking about...
"how can we be lovers if we cant be friends..."
me: oh my god... get me out of here!
Hoda: and now it is like i am watching saved by the bell
Hoda: how am i supposed to live without you
me: haha... yeah
me: when kelly and zach break up
Hoda: yeah dude and jessie and slater are singing
me: so sad, i gotta admit
Hoda: i knew you were down with mb
me: who would have ever thought that out of the saved by the bell cast, slaters career would have been the most successful
Hoda: honestly...
me: *sigh*, i guess you never know
Hoda: even when you know you never know
me: word
Hoda: the best part is that Dan Hill is coming up on the playlist
and the anticipation is killing me
me: its over between us
Hoda: it will never be over
download 'sometimes when we touch' and you will be a fan till the day you die
me: you're going to regret your behavior right now
Hoda: hahahahahahha. y?
me: you'll see
New Species
As a frequent of the National Geographic website I found out that "we" (my team) has discovered several new species in Suriname. Where is Suriname you wonder? Its a tiny little country above Brazil in South America; google it. Among the new creatures are four frogs, six species of fish, a dozen kinds of dung beetles, and a type of ant never before seen by scientists.
This little bad-ass needs no introduction, he's black, he's pink, he's totally NOW. I would love to poke a hole through its body and wear it around my neck.
'Big Lipped Catfish' is actually only 2.5 inches long. But scientist predict that he would be a perfect trumpet player in Disney's "The Little Mermaid" in Sebastians 'Under the Sea' number. Although there is no evidence, he sure looks like he can blow.
At first glance, it looks like the average tree frog at your local Petsmart, but this psuedo-Prince lays eggs that hatch fully formed frogs instead of tadpoles!! WHAT?
A boring little black and blue snake right? This slithering slime ball can extract the slug out of the snailshell using his slender jaw. Pretty useful little skill if you ask me.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Hogzilla!!
Hogzilla may have been headed for horror-movie heaven (or the next episode of Lost), but the massive swine that became an Internet sensation in 2004 may have been outdone, size wise, by this reportedly wild pig killed May 3 by Jamison Stone, age 11, and reported by the Associated Press on Wednesday.
From tip to tail, the newfound hog—dubbed "Monster Pig"—measures 9 feet, 4 inches (284 centimeters) and weighs in at 1,051 pounds (477 kilograms), according to Stone's father.
At a 150-acre fenced hunting range, Stone said, he shot the huge beast eight times with a revolver before tracking it with his father and guides for three hours. Finally, the boy shot the hog at point-blank range, killing the animal. (Really Sad)
While hunting by children is legal in Alabama, officials are investigating whether anyone had transported and released the live feral pig into the hunting preserve, which would violate state law.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Seer Torshi 101
With my mom and brother out of town, my dad and I had a day to kill together before I came back to NYC. I decided it was the perfect opportunity to learn how to make some seer torshi, or pickled garlic.
"Torshi" originally comes from the Persian word "Torsh", which means "sour". In the cuisine of many Balkan and Middle East countries, turşu, toursi, turshiya, torshi, or turšija means pickles. It is common in Turkish, Greek, Bulgarian, Macedonian, Serbian, Bosnian and Middle Eastern cuisine. It is a traditional appetizer that comes in many flavors and "Selska turshiya" (country pickles).
First, buy garlic (Preferably on sale at Wholesome Choice). Clean and peel the outer most dry layer.
Next, find a large glass jar; wash and dry completely. Best method to get rid of all water is by washing jars thoroughly, and then putting them in the oven for a few minutes to completely dry out all moisture.
Now, place garlic and dried black plums in jars. (This ingredient is optional) Add vinegar of your choice. We chose an Asian tart vinegar from the local Chinese supermarket. You can use whatever you like, however darker vinegars seem to work better.
(My dad the showoff)
Finally, seal tightly with a layer or two of plastic wrap under the lid (to prevent rust from dripping into the jar). Date the jar and store in a dark cool place for as long as you can wait. I would recommend a minimum of 1 year because, like wine, torshi gets better with age.
"Torshi" originally comes from the Persian word "Torsh", which means "sour". In the cuisine of many Balkan and Middle East countries, turşu, toursi, turshiya, torshi, or turšija means pickles. It is common in Turkish, Greek, Bulgarian, Macedonian, Serbian, Bosnian and Middle Eastern cuisine. It is a traditional appetizer that comes in many flavors and "Selska turshiya" (country pickles).
First, buy garlic (Preferably on sale at Wholesome Choice). Clean and peel the outer most dry layer.
Next, find a large glass jar; wash and dry completely. Best method to get rid of all water is by washing jars thoroughly, and then putting them in the oven for a few minutes to completely dry out all moisture.
Now, place garlic and dried black plums in jars. (This ingredient is optional) Add vinegar of your choice. We chose an Asian tart vinegar from the local Chinese supermarket. You can use whatever you like, however darker vinegars seem to work better.
(My dad the showoff)
Finally, seal tightly with a layer or two of plastic wrap under the lid (to prevent rust from dripping into the jar). Date the jar and store in a dark cool place for as long as you can wait. I would recommend a minimum of 1 year because, like wine, torshi gets better with age.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Tee Room
I went home to Cali for two weeks and my blog took the backseat. But I'm happy to be back in NYC where there are actually people on the street and awake after 9pm.
During my trip my grandma dragged my cousin Apameh and I to a monthly gathering of Iranian Senior citizens. Each month they congregate at the 'Tee Room' a restaurant attached to a golf course. (Although they all thinks its the "Tea Room") Each month the old folks meet in their best outfits, eat kabob, gossip about eachother and attempt to 'gher' or dance to Persian pop music. Here is my grams and the homie sippin on some sizzer..
And then, there was the entertainment. I present Svetlana and Gretel, the performers for the evening. Two really unattractive Eastern Euro twins who live in their car, speak horrible English, weigh a combined total of 30 kilos and make a living by doing mediocre acrobatic shows that are borderline scary.
During my trip my grandma dragged my cousin Apameh and I to a monthly gathering of Iranian Senior citizens. Each month they congregate at the 'Tee Room' a restaurant attached to a golf course. (Although they all thinks its the "Tea Room") Each month the old folks meet in their best outfits, eat kabob, gossip about eachother and attempt to 'gher' or dance to Persian pop music. Here is my grams and the homie sippin on some sizzer..
And then, there was the entertainment. I present Svetlana and Gretel, the performers for the evening. Two really unattractive Eastern Euro twins who live in their car, speak horrible English, weigh a combined total of 30 kilos and make a living by doing mediocre acrobatic shows that are borderline scary.
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